Not many people know this, but back in the day I was quite the singer.  Unfortunately, I took a hockey puck to the throat and now I sound like Marge Simpson's twin sisters.  Besides, what kind of talent has Simon demonstrated?  The ability to let 30 million people see his nipples through his shirt?  I could show my nipples through my shirt too, but I have way too much class for that.  And what about Randy?  Yo, Dawg!  That was off da hook!  please!  Don't even get me started on Paula!  Being a Laker girl and dancing with a cartoon cat only makes you slightly more talented than Paris Hilton!  So let's hear your credentials.  What makes Not Fun a good judge of singing talent?