What I Learned from the RONCO Rotisserie Guy on the Video....

Submitted by: Tammy

don't touch the glass
don't touch the sides
don't touch the back or top
don't touch the veggies they are hot
don't touch or eat that meat bc it is hot
never grab that, it is hot
never keep it too close to stuff or it will combust into a ball of flames
THIS IS A NO (the guy flags his arms over something else you shouldn't do)
don't touch the food--it is hot
don't put this in this way cuz you'll break it you jerk
don't ever touch the food.. WHY??? BC IT IS HOT AND YOU WILL BURN YOUR MOUTH OFF
don't make fun of this video bc then i'll hunt you down and put you in the rotisserie and you'll be hot

and then he goes through and touches every side as the word "HOT" in red letters flashes across the screen----they have to freakin show me what is hot????? like i don't already know!! i'm a freakin college almost graduate!! He was showing the hot sides of the rotisserie like I am some 4 year old watching Sesame Street

"All of these sides are hot like the other.....
all of these sides will burn your arms off...
Can you tell me how your supposed to get to your meat
By the time I finish my song?"

 - Tammy