To: Potato Chip Company

Sup dawg!  I was eating some ******** the other day and came up with a great idea!  I was spraying some sprayable cheese onto my ******** and I thought to myself, "why not flip this around, yo!?"  Let's make some sprayable potato chips that we can squirt out on slices of cheese!  That would be da bomb-diggity!  We could call them "Sprayin Spuds" or "Spud Squirts"  What do ya think?

 - U-Dawg